No subscription necessary (or even possible). I've got things I want to say; also a list of public figures I want to proselytize, adversaries I want to twit, friends I want to keep in touch with, and long-suffering relatives. When the Muse whispers and the budget allows, they'll all get copies.
Want extra copies? Make free with the copier, or with your online printer. Just let me know --- it makes my day. To check up on the author, see Author's home page . |
Some people used to complain about my subscription policy. They grumbled that if I didn't accept subscriptions, they couldn't cancel theirs in protest. I hate to see anyone go away mad, so nowadays I provide a protest coupon.[Print, clip, and mail --- I don't want to flood the Internet.]
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Dear Mr. Fredericksen: I realize you are an impecunious retiree and can't afford to waste your money on lunkheads who fail to appreciate your wit and wisdom, so if you had sent me a paper copy, I would have asked you to take me off your mailing list. Unfortunately, I only saw it online, so all I can do is tell you I'm not going to look again. Fortunately, I can peek any time I want to, and never have to admit it. HAH! Name .............................................. Street Address .................................... City and State .................................... Zip Code .......................................... |
Sorry, I cannot honor extra coupons.