The Bottom One-Liner

"Life’s a bitch, and then you die."
Private enterprise fouls up, and then you turn to the government.

"Contents protected by Smith and Wesson."
(No gun in car.)

"Talent on loan from God."
Everybody received some, and the point is accountability, not special favor.

"You don’t mean ‘gender’, you mean ‘sex’. ‘Gender’ is a grammatical term."
Unless appraised of someone’s sex, how do you determine [his, her, its] gender?

"You can accomplish anything you want, if you don’t care who gets the credit."
You are sleepy, sleepy, sleepy; you will forget that you read A Word In Edgewise, and promote its ideas as your own.